Half coach.
Half operator.
Your ads up in 7 days.
For premium coaches who want their ads to work — without an agency, a complicated funnel, or a calendar full of "coaching calls."
What this is
You don't need another course. You don't need another agency. You need someone in your ad account with you — writing the copy, plugging the holes, and handing the daily ops to a $10/hour VA so you stop being the bottleneck.
That's me. Your fractional CMO. The accountability of a coach. The execution of an agency. The price of neither.
What working with me looks like
I write your ads
Not "review them." Write them. My hands are in your ad account.
I write your funnel and emails
Whatever isn't converting, I rewrite. Every hole gets plugged.
Your VA runs day-to-day
I build the SOPs and an AI Laurel Clone they execute against. You don't push buttons. They do.
Voxer hours, not Zoom calls
When you hit a wall, you hit me on Voxer. We solve it in real time. No waiting three days for the next "coaching call."
Free entry to the Laurel Lounge
Working weekends at my place. No mastermind theatre, no fluffy "high-vibe" panels. Just you, me, a few other operators — sleeves rolled up, getting the work done together.
Your first 7 days
Most programs send you an "intake form." I'm already in your ad account.
While other programs are still sending you "intake" forms, I'm already deep in your ad account, funnels, and VSLs. I personally identify every conversion-point leak where you're hemorrhaging cash — from the 80% who never opt in, to the 98% who watch but don't buy.
I don't just find problems. I quantify the opportunity. You get a custom, data-backed projection showing the exact monthly revenue capturable based on what's already running. No hype. Just math.
You and I meet 1:1. Not a passive "review" call — a high-leverage tag-team strategy session. We finalize the plan and lock the priority order for attacking your single biggest, most profitable funnel leak first.
This is the hybrid promise in action. I don't just coach — I get in the trenches. I personally write the first ad sequence designed to capture your lowest-hanging fruit. Your ads are live, your first leak is plugged — within 72 hours.
By Day 7, you've stopped bleeding, you've got a working plan, and your VA is running daily ops off the system I built you.
Meet [Sarah]
Premium fitness program at $18K. Doing solid revenue. Paying $3K/month to an agency. Spending $200 per booked sales call. Doing the calls herself. Barely breaking even. About to fire the assistant she'd just hired.
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ROAS 8X |
Sales calls ZERO |
Agency cost $0 |
Six months in: agency gone. Applications convert directly, no calls. Her $10/hour VA runs day-to-day off my SOPs and the AI clone. She drives strategy, doesn't push buttons. Pays herself and her assistant — the rest goes back into ads.
She didn't add anything.
She removed almost everything.
On the price
People ask me: "Could I just hire you for 30 days and get what I need?"
Technically, yes. The first 7 days get your audit done, your plan locked, and your first round of ads in market.
But here's the question I'd ask back:
Would you pay $36K to make an extra $250K?
Not a promise. Just the math on what's already happened.
I run this in 6-month engagements because the compounding takes 6 months to show up. Week 1 is plugging holes. Months 2–6 are scaling what's working — watching the ROAS climb every single week. You can leave anytime. The point is to want to stay.
Apply.
One application. A few questions. If we're a fit, I'll reach out personally within 24 hours.
Start your application →No sales calls. (I practice what I preach.)
Individual results not typical. Your experience depends on your offer, your willingness to do the work, and how committed you are to leaving the hamster wheel behind.
Get my hands in your ad account to personally rewrite the copy that's bleeding profits every month...